Sound Bites
The 10 Best Coach Tirades Of All-Time
Imagine walking out of your office everyday with a slew of reporters asking you questions about your performance. If you're hungover most of the time like we are, you'd probably lose your cool after a while too. On the other hand, where there's media there are usually groupies. And groupies are really hot and will do really fun things to your nether region. Life is a series of trade-offs, my friends.
#10 Jim Boeheim Needs To Put Money In The Swear Jar - One of those great moments in life where a white person turns red.
#9 Hockey Coach Tells It Like It Is - Hmm, a system where players get paid by how hard they play? Shaquille O'Neal would be screwed.
#8 Geroge Karl Thinks Isiah Thomas Is A Jerk - They cut out the part where he called him a poo-poo face.
#7 The Best Of Ditka - Men with mustaches who chew gum are unstoppable forces.#6 Oklahoma State's Coach Is A Man - What's wrong with kicking someone when they're down? Isn't that what sports are all about?#5 Herman Edwards Coaches Football For One Reason And One Reason Only - You coach to get paid millions of dollars!#4 The 10 Best Bobby Knight Sound Bites - The world would be a better place with more Bobby Knights. Well, it would kind of suck too because there would be all these rules and discipline and stuff.
#3 The Chatty Mora Doll - Just pull his string and watch him say words like "playoffs" and "playoffs."
#2 Dennis Green Doesn't Know What He Thought He Knew - The whole press conference would've gone a lot smoother if he just would've admitted that he was a lousy coach. #1 All Work And No Play Makes Hal McRae A Dull Boy - Just thinking about the senseless murdering of office supplies makes you want to cry,
